Love don’t cost a thing? That was pre-economy collapse energy. This shirt is for the romantics who’ve adjusted their rates due to current market conditions. Whether it’s dinner, flowers, or just quality time—you’ll be accepting Venmo, Zelle, and emotional stability as payment.
Perfect for dates, breakups, or passive-aggressively walking past your ex at Bunnings.
💸 Soft cotton, but not soft on financial reality. 💔 May cause spontaneous laughter or existential dread. 📈 Price of love subject to surge pricing.
Product features - Shoulder tape for added durability - Seamless design to reduce waste - Comfortable ribbed collar - Soft fabric perfect for printing - Ethically sourced 100% US cotton
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
