Time to disassociate..

"Cheer Captain of the Emotional Shutdown Squad!"
This shirt brings pep to your existential dread! Chant your way into the void with two, four, six, eight—it’s time to mentally evacuate! Great for when your body’s at brunch but your soul’s doing cartwheels in the astral plane. Warning: May cause spontaneous staring into middle distance.

Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back, preventing stretching.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste for an attractive look.
- Highly elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape.
- Crafted from strong, smooth fibers, perfect for printing.
- Ethically made with 100% US cotton, ensuring sustainability.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat